Adventures with Bman76

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/08/2018 at 14:19 • Filed to: None

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Headed to KC on I-35. Jump into the left lane to pass a semi.

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Get past it and there’s a blue explorer driving about 72 in the left lane.

Which I don’t realize is a Trooper until I’m right up on him, because they’re all stealth assholes now.

(Speed limit is 75)

He starts slowing down rapidly, so I do too, then I jump over into the right lane.

At which point he flips on his lights and pulls me over.

And proceeds to lecture me about how the left lane is for passing and he’s using it to patrol oncoming traffic and that I’m being unsafe by tailgating him.

“and it’s not like you’re gonna pass a trooper” Which is some ballsy bullshit to say.

Officially I got a warning for “improper use of the center lane” because there’s legally nothing wrong with what I was doing.

So, yeah... I got yelled at for being in the passing lane by a State Trooper who was camping in the passing lane.

I’m probably gonna go ahead and file a complaint with the State, because this was some entitled bullshit.

So, in the immortal words of NWA, “Fuck the Police”. 


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/08/2018 at 14:24

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/08/2018 at 14:25

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Reminds me of when I got pulled over for going 75 in a 70, in the right lane. I never moved from that lane but I passed a cop in the left lane.

“its not smart to pass cops” or something like that was said. He let me off but yea, “fuck the police”.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/08/2018 at 14:28

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So the trooper had nothing else better to do? Fuck him!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/08/2018 at 14:28

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*camps in left lane*

*lectures driver about proper lane usage*

Fuck that


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > WilliamsSW
06/08/2018 at 14:32

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My point exactly, the hypocrisy was too much. I wasn’t gonna argue with him then and there because I didn’t want to have to fight a ticket.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > WilliamsSW
06/08/2018 at 15:01

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This.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/08/2018 at 15:54

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I passed 4 CHP on US 101 south of san jose sunday night. They were escorting a big ass crane down the freeway but they only blocked the left most 3 lanes so the right 2 were open. I didn’t get pulled over, I didn’t exceed the speed limit.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
06/08/2018 at 20:30

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You need this now.

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